Tumblr (3.0; @jmurks)http://jmurks.tumblr.com/<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mah91wUEIw1qz7v0zo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ghost-of-gold.tumblr.com/post/31749078022/fuckyeahbeer-filthyphil-andre-reneroussimoff">ghost-of-gold</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://fuckyeahbeer.tumblr.com/post/31748090039">fuckyeahbeer</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://filthyphil.tumblr.com/post/31714158043/andre-reneroussimoff-andre-the-giant-has-been">filthyphil</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>André René<span>Roussimoff (Andre the Giant) has been unofficially crowned “The Greatest Drunk on Earth”</span><sup class="reference" id="cite_ref-65"><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andr%C3%A9_the_Giant#cite_note-65">[66]</a></sup><span> for once consuming 119 12-US-fluid-ounce (350 ml) beers (over 41 litres) in 6 hours.</span><sup class="reference" id="cite_ref-66"><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andr%C3%A9_the_Giant#cite_note-66">[67]</a></sup><span>On an episode of WWE’s </span><em>Legends of Wrestling</em><span>, </span><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mike_Graham_(wrestler)" title="Mike Graham (wrestler)">Mike Graham</a><span> said André once drank 156 16-US-fluid-ounce (470 ml) beers in one sitting, which was confirmed by</span><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dusty_Rhodes_(wrestler)" title="Dusty Rhodes (wrestler)">Dusty Rhodes</a><span>. Such feats can be attributed to his large size, which meant it took higher amounts of alcohol to inebriate him. In her autobiography, </span><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Fabulous_Moolah" title="The Fabulous Moolah">The Fabulous Moolah</a><span> Lillian Ellison writes that André drank 127 beers in a </span><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reading,_Pennsylvania" title="Reading, Pennsylvania">Reading, Pennsylvania</a><span> hotel bar and later passed out in the lobby. The staff could not move him and had to leave him there until he awakened.</span><sup class="reference" id="cite_ref-67"><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andr%C3%A9_the_Giant#cite_note-67">[68]</a></sup></p> </blockquote> <p>I was JUST thinking about this last night.</p> </blockquote> <p>holy fucking shit</p> </blockquote>http://jmurks.tumblr.com/post/31767549724http://jmurks.tumblr.com/post/31767549724Mon, 17 Sep 2012 21:17:14 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://dontcomecryingtome.tumblr.com/post/28395544539/things-i-never-learned-in-high-school">dontcomecryingtome</a>:</p> <blockquote> <ul><li>How to do taxes</li> <li>What taxes are</li> <li>How to vote</li> <li>What political parties are</li> <li>How to write a resume/cover letter/anything related to getting a job</li> <li>How to write a check/balance a check book</li> <li>Anything to do with banking</li> <li>How to do loans for college</li> <li>How to jump start a car or other basic emergency things</li> <li>How to buy a car or house</li> </ul><p><span id="post_tags_wrapper_26468468133"><span class="tags draggable" id="post_tags_26468468133">but I’m so glad I know the fucking pythagorean theorem</span></span></p> </blockquote>http://jmurks.tumblr.com/post/28440620228http://jmurks.tumblr.com/post/28440620228Tue, 31 Jul 2012 18:45:14 -0400